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"Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow" (chriskf) 12/10/2015 at 15:57 • Filed to: None

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one of the worst CL ads I’ve seen

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TheHondaBro > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow 12/10/2015 at 16:01

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:/

CounterTorqueSteer > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow 12/10/2015 at 16:01

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that CANT be real...

Azrek > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow 12/10/2015 at 16:01

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“Been parked for awhile”

What happened before it was parked?! I hope the parking brake is on!

Doug DeMuro > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow 12/10/2015 at 16:02

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Yeah. This wins.

Mercedes Streeter > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow 12/10/2015 at 16:03

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“No motir (sic)“

Wacko > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow 12/10/2015 at 16:05

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cylinders: 4 cylinders nope none
drive: fwd nope none
fuel: gas (might still have a gas tank )
paint color: white
size: compact
title status: missing
transmission: manual nope none

Wacko > Doug DeMuro 12/10/2015 at 16:06

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your next car paperweight?

functionoverfashion > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow 12/10/2015 at 16:06

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Wow, all that for JUST $800?

I mean, everything about it is comical. “Being sold as-is,” probably best line in the ad.

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > Doug DeMuro 12/10/2015 at 16:07

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Doug, I bet you could fix it up for $59,200... ;)

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > functionoverfashion 12/10/2015 at 16:08

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Yeah, the price astounded me. At first I thought this had to be a joke, but I honestly don’t think it is.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow 12/10/2015 at 16:10

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wat?

Alfalfa > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow 12/10/2015 at 16:11

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Wow.

Also, total CP. When the occasional running 70s-80’s corolla pops up around here, they’re really much over 1k.

DrJohannVegas > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow 12/10/2015 at 16:11

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“clean quarter panel”...

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > Alfalfa 12/10/2015 at 16:11

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I do love 70s and 80s Toyotas. I’d really like to pick one up in the next few years, because race car.

Birddog > CounterTorqueSteer 12/10/2015 at 16:14

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Welcome to Chicagoland Craigslisting!

duurtlang > functionoverfashion 12/10/2015 at 16:20

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No warranty implied, any fault you find after you drive drag it off the lot is not their responsibility.

Seems only fair, it is an older car.

Alfalfa > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow 12/10/2015 at 16:23

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Same. Light, simple, RWD. I very nearly bought one last year for $400, but just couldn’t even find that much money before it was gone.

shop-teacher > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow 12/10/2015 at 16:28

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I love that this is his version of “interior is there”. Oh yeah, that’s MINT as they say.

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > Alfalfa 12/10/2015 at 16:44

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Wow, that would be awesome to find.

luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow 12/10/2015 at 16:50

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More informative that this one:

http://erie.craigslist.org/for/5343496259…

pImpOfThePerverse > Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow 12/11/2015 at 02:51

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I bet it ran when parked. this one has “no moter.” I wonder if my guy knows your guy.

https://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/cto/533194… (not that the kaiser is unreasonably priced or un-projectable)

pip bip - choose Corrour > Wacko 12/11/2015 at 06:05

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even if it had a motor it’s RWD.